| Sketch | Citizen Kane II |
| Buck Henry | ... | Mr. Thompson |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Charles Foster Kane |
| John Belushi | ... | Mr. Bernstein |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Jed Leland |
| Garrett Morris | ... | delivery boy |
| Laraine Newman | ... | nurse |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Henri |
⁕Buck Henry and Chevy Chase briefly break character in the final scene as they repeat Kane's last words.
♬Bernard Herrmann - "Aria from Salammbo"
♬Bernard Herrmann - "Rosebud and Finale"
♬Bernard Herrmann - "Overture"