| Cold Opening | Chroma-Trak |
| Sketch | Blonde Ambition |
| Musical Performance | "Tattler" |
| Miscellaneous | Next Week |
| Show | How Things Work |
| Film | The Paramount Novelty Store |
| Musical Performance | "He'll Have To Go" |
| Miscellaneous | What Makes People Laugh |
| Cold Opening | Chroma-Trak |
| Garrett Morris | ... | viewer |
| Gilda Radner | Live | |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Blonde Ambition |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon |
| John Belushi | ... | Henry Kissinger |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Maureen Dean |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Rose Mary Woods |
| Al Franken | ... | senator Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | attorney |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | attorney |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report on Smokey Bear's funeral |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | announcer Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | marine |
| Joe Dicso | ... | passerby |
| Tom Schiller | ... | passerby |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | passerby |
| Sketch | Bee History |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | immigration officer |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Reggie Throckenhurst |
| John Belushi | ... | Henry Bee |
| Jane Curtin | ... | lady |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Rochester |
| Garrett Morris | ... | waiter |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Esther Bee |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Christina Throckenhurst |
| Anne Beatts | ... | immigrant |
| Neil Levy | ||
| Tom Schiller | ... | immigration officer |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | immigrant |
| Musical Performance | "Tattler" |
| Sketch | Blonde Ambition |
| Dick Cavett | ... | John Dean |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon#3 |
| John Belushi | ... | Henry Kissinger#3 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Maureen Dean#1 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Rose Mary Woods |
| Cold Opening | Chroma-Trak |
| Garrett Morris | ... | viewer |
| Gilda Radner | Live | |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Blonde Ambition |
| Dick Cavett | ... | John Dean |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon#3 |
| John Belushi | ... | Henry Kissinger#3 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Maureen Dean#1 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Rose Mary Woods |
| Al Franken | ... | senator Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | attorney |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | attorney |
| Musical Performance | "Tattler" |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report on Smokey Bear's funeral |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | announcer Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | marine |
| Joe Dicso | ... | passerby |
| Tom Schiller | ... | passerby |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | passerby |
| Show |
| Dick Cavett | ... | Reverend Dantley |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | father |
| John Belushi | ... | Jamie |
| Gilda Radner | ... | mother |
| Commercial |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Dr. Robert Liebman |
| Ann Risley | ... | client |
| John Belushi | ... | client |
| Laraine Newman | ... | client |
| Film | The Paramount Novelty Store |
| Sketch | Bee History |
| Dick Cavett | ... | boss |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | immigration officer |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Reggie Throckenhurst |
| John Belushi | ... | Henry Bee |
| Jane Curtin | ... | lady |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Rochester |
| Garrett Morris | ... | waiter |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Esther Bee |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Christina Throckenhurst |
| Anne Beatts | ... | immigrant |
| Neil Levy | ||
| Tom Schiller | ... | immigration officer |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | immigrant |
| Musical Performance | "He'll Have To Go" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dick Cavett | 5 | 1 | |||
| Ry Cooder | 2 | ||||
| Terry Evans | 2 | ||||
| Isaac Garcia | 2 | ||||
| Flaco Jiménez | 2 | ||||
| Bobby King | 2 | ||||
| Eldridge King | 2 | ||||
| Henry "Big Red" Ojeda | 2 | ||||
| Jesse Ponce | 2 | ||||
| Pat Rizzo | 2 | ||||
| Chevy Chase | 1 | ||||
| Ann Risley | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 3 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 4 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 6 | 1 | |||
| Anne Beatts | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 2 | 1 | |||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tom Schiller | 3 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 3 | ||||
| 64 | 5 | 3 |
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