| Sketch | The Story Of The Squatters |
| Jack Burns | ... | Colonel George Hall |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | squatter |
| John Belushi | ... | squatter |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Ma |
| Tom Davis | ... | kid |
| Tom Davis | ... | squatter |
| Jim Downey | ... | kid |
| Jim Downey | ... | squatter |
| Al Franken | ... | husband |
| Al Franken | ... | squatter |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Dred Squat |
| Bill Murray | ... | squatter |
| Laraine Newman | ... | squatter |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Squaw |
| Tom Schiller | ... | squatter |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | squatter |
| Anne Beatts | ... | squatter |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | squatter |
| Neil Levy | ... | squatter |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | squatter |
| Don Pardo | ... | narrator Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | squatter |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | wife |