| Sketch | Nick Sands |
| Buck Henry | ... | patron |
| Bill Kreutzmann | ... | Cliff Morton |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Joe Red Sky |
| John Belushi | ... | John Thompson |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Earl King |
| Bill Murray | ... | Nick |
| Laraine Newman | ... | girl |
| Gilda Radner | ... | girl |
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |