| Sketch | Miles Cowperthwaite “Chapter One: I Am Born” |
| Michael Palin | ... | Miles Cowperthwaite#1 |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Lord Pinkney |
| John Belushi | ... | Captain Ned#1 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Peg |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Hodo#1 |
| Bill Murray | ... | Tom |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Kate |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |