| Cold Opening | WGN Radio |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Todd Sweeney |
| John Belushi | ... | delivery man Live |
| Jane Curtin | ... | caller Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | caller Voice |
| Bill Murray | ... | Dick Lanky#1 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | operator Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | caller Voice |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | caller Voice |
♬Gerry Rafferty - "Baker Street"