| Sketch | Roman Vomitorium |
| Burt Reynolds | ... | Roman |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Roman |
| Tom Davis | ... | Roman |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Roman |
| Al Franken | ... | Roman |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Marcus The Nubian |
| Bill Murray | ... | slave |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Anorexia |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Roman |
| Max Pross | ... | Roman |