| Sketch | Dave's Variety Store |
| Bob Newhart | ... | Dave |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Parker |
| Tom Davis | ... | customer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | customer |
| Bill Murray | ... | Pete |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Ruth |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Betty |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Isaac Stern's nephew |
| Harry Shearer | ... | customer |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | customer |