| Sketch | Royal Party “Douchebag” |
| Buck Henry | ... | Lord Douchebag |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Lady Wilkinson |
| Garrett Morris | ... | crier |
| Bill Murray | ... | Earl of Sandwich |
| Laraine Newman | ... | guest |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lady Douchebag |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Lord Salisbury |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | guest |
| Tom Davis | ... | Lord Wilkinson |
| Jim Downey | ... | Lord Worcestershire |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Chambers |
| Anne Beatts | ... | Lady Disinfectant Cake |
| Tom Gammill | ... | server |
| Sarah Paley | ... | Duchess of Argyle |
| Max Pross | ... | guest |
| Karen Roston | ... | guest |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Duke of Argyle |