| Sketch | Mayberry, 1982 |
| Ron Howard | ... | Opie Taylor |
| Andy Griffith | ... | Andy Taylor |
| Robin Duke | ... | Bea Taylor |
| Brad Hall | ... | Gomer Pyle |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Barney Fife |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Floyd Lawson |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Otis Campbell |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | narrator Voice |
⁕Ron Howard accidentally calls Eddie Murphy "Otis". After Eddie corrects him, Ron ad-libs "I told you I couldn't recognize you!"