| Sketch | Sushi Restaurant |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Akira Yoshimura |
| Ed Koch | ||
| Edwin Newman | ||
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci |
| Betty Thomas | ... | patron |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Ted |
| Robin Duke | ... | waitress |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Buddy |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | patron |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Larry |