| Sketch | Halsey & Roarke, British Customs |
| Steve Martin | ... | traveler |
| Martin Short | ... | traveler |
| Eric Idle | ... | Terry Halsey |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Clive Roarke |
| Nora Dunn | ... | traveler |
| Nora Dunn | ... | airport announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | traveler |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | traveler |
| Joe Forristal | ... | traveler |