| Show | Matt Stevers, Male Nurse |
| Robert Wagner | ... | Matt Culhane /Matt Stevers |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Nina Peters |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Blaine Terrell |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Bailey Hughes-Shatner /Dr. Diane Campbell |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Mrs. Harris |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mr. Harris |
| Mike Myers | ... | orderly |
⁕Victoria Jackson accidentally calls Robert Wagner "Doctor" Stevers. This is dubbed over with "Nurse" in reruns.