| Sketch | Attack Of The Masturbating Zombies |
| Robert Wagner | ... | mayor |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dylan McCombs |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Thelma |
| Phil Hartman | ... | sheriff |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jessica Phipps |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | townsperson |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | townsperson |
| Al Franken | ... | townsperson |
| Mike Myers | ... | professor |
| Tom Davis | ... | zombie |