| Sketch | Once upon a time The Unhappy Queen |
| Candice Bergen | ... | queen |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kenneth Putnam |
| Nora Dunn | ... | widow |
| Phil Hartman | ... | king |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Ilsa |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | composer |
| Mike Myers | ... | Slow Ned |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | son |
| Tom Davis | ... | servant |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | son |
| Rob Schneider | ... | servant |
| David Spade | ... | servant |
| Andy Murphy | ... | servant |