| Game Show | Whose Ass Should I Kiss? |
| Kiefer Sutherland | ... | Jeffrey Hanson |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Executive #2 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dale Robbin |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Executive #1 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Executive #3 |
| Adam Sandler | ... | flower deliveryman |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Larry Turner |
| Don Pardo | Voice |