| Cold Opening | Cover-Up |
| Musical Performance | "Smells Like Teen Spirit" |
| Sketch | Lenin's Body |
| Sketch | Movie Talk |
| Sketch | Insults |
| Musical Performance | "Territorial Pissing" |
| Sketch | Minutes Behind |
| Cold Opening | Cover-Up |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Barbara Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Oliver Stone |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Terry /secretary Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Elliott Rifkin Live |
| Sketch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | guest |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Christy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Dina |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl Still |
| Mike Myers | ... | guest |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill |
| David Spade | ... | guy Still |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | ... |
Jan Brady
Commentary on breast implants |
| Victoria Jackson |
Commentary on blonde jokes | |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon Voice |
| Sketch | Lenin's Body |
| Tom Davis | ... | assistant Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | father |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Haymer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | wife |
| Mike Myers | ... | Vladimir Lenin |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | director |
| Adam Sandler | ... | assistant |
| Sketch | Movie Talk |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Henry |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Archangel Gabriel |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Archangel Michael |
| Sketch | Insults |
| Beth Cahill | ... | teenager |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | teenager |
| Phil Hartman | ... | patron |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | teenager |
| Mike Myers | ... | teenager |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | waiter |
| Adam Sandler | ... | teenager |
| David Spade | ... | teenager |
| Robert P. Sullivan II | ... | patron |
| Cold Opening | Cover-Up |
| Cold Opening | Cover-Up |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Barbara Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Oliver Stone |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Terry /secretary Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Elliott Rifkin Live |
| Sketch |
| Rob Morrow | ... | Frank |
| Dana Carvey | ... | guest |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Christy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Dina |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl Still |
| Mike Myers | ... | guest |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill |
| David Spade | ... | guy Still |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | ... |
Jan Brady
Commentary on breast implants |
| Victoria Jackson |
Commentary on blonde jokes | |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon Voice |
| Sketch | Lenin's Body |
| Rob Morrow | ... | Doug Steckler |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | assistant Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | father |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Haymer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | wife |
| Mike Myers | ... | Vladimir Lenin |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | director |
| Adam Sandler | ... | assistant |
| Sketch | Movie Talk |
| Rob Morrow | ... | St. Peter |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Henry |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Archangel Gabriel |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Archangel Michael |
| Commercial |
| Rob Morrow | ... | Douglas Randell |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | audience member |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Pamela Swinson |
| Chris Rock |
| Sketch | Insults |
| Rob Morrow | ... | teenager |
| Beth Cahill | ... | teenager |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | teenager |
| Phil Hartman | ... | patron |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | teenager |
| Mike Myers | ... | teenager |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | waiter |
| Adam Sandler | ... | teenager |
| David Spade | ... | teenager |
| Robert P. Sullivan II | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Minutes Behind |
| Rob Morrow | ... | Dave |
| Beth Cahill | ... | friend |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | waitress |
| Mike Myers | ... | Bill |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rob Morrow | 9 | ||||
| Nirvana | 2 | ||||
| Charlie Musselwhite | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Beth Cahill | 3 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Siobhan Fallon | 5 | 2 | |||
| Chris Farley | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 3 | 2 | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | 3 | 2 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | |||||
| Mike Myers | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | 1 | |||
| Chris Rock | 1 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | |||||
| Robert Smigel | |||||
| David Spade | 3 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert P. Sullivan II | 1 | ||||
| 61 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 2 |