| Cold Opening | The Royal Separation |
| Game Show | What's The Best Way? |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Michael Eisner |
| Musical Performance | "Sometimes Salvation" |
| Sketch | Toast to Scrooge |
| Sketch | Orgasm Guy |
| Sketch | Lesbian Christmas Party |
| Musical Performance | "Non-Fiction" |
| Miscellaneous | Drummer Boys |
| Cold Opening | The Royal Separation |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Queen Elizabeth Live |
| Game Show | What's The Best Way? |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Wayne Dunbar |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Stanley Spiro |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Zama /Kalahari bushman |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Tony Vallencourt |
| Show |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | caller Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Kevin Nealon |
Subliminal EditorialRoyal separation | |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Opera Man |
| Sketch | Toast to Scrooge |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bob Cratchet |
| Mike Myers | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tiny Tim |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | daughter |
| David Spade | ... | son |
| Sketch | Orgasm Guy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | friend |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Orgasm Guy /Ron |
| David Spade | ... | brother |
| Sketch | Lesbian Christmas Party |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jake Sanders |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jane |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Yero |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Maxine |
| Christine Zander | ... | Judith |
| Cold Opening | The Royal Separation |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Queen Elizabeth#1 Live |
| Game Show | What's The Best Way? |
| Glenn Close | ... | Katie McGregor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Wayne Dunbar |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Stanley Spiro |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Zama /Kalahari bushman |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Tony Vallencourt#1 |
♬Bob Elger Band - "Happy Fans"
| Show |
| Glenn Close | ... | Judy |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman#3 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | caller Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Michael Eisner |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Michael Eisner#1 |
♬Leigh Harline & Paul J. Smith - "Message from the Blue Fairy"
♬Cliff Edwards - "When You Wish Upon a Star"
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Kevin Nealon |
Subliminal EditorialRoyal separation | |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Opera Man#4 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Opera Man's brother |
| Glenn Close | ... | Gina |
| Sketch | Toast to Scrooge |
| Glenn Close | ... | Mary Cratchet |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bob Cratchet |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tiny Tim |
| Mike Myers | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | daughter |
| David Spade | ... | son |
| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Tori Spelling#2 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Ted Lange |
| Sketch | Orgasm Guy |
| Glenn Close | ... | friend |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | friend |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Orgasm Guy#1 /Ron |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| David Spade | ... | brother |
| Sketch | Lesbian Christmas Party |
| Glenn Close | ... | Connie |
| Mary Beth Hurt | ... | Betsy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jake Sanders |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jane |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Yero |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Maxine |
| Christine Zander | ... | Judith |
| Miscellaneous | Drummer Boys |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Glenn Close | 7 | ||||
| The Black Crowes | 2 | ||||
| Mary Beth Hurt | 1 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | |||||
| Chris Farley | 1 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Mike Myers | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 1 | ||||
| Melanie Hutsell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 3 | 2 | |||
| David Spade | 3 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | |||||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 1 | 1 | |||
| Christine Zander | 1 | ||||
| 49 | 5 | 4 | 7 |
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