| Sketch | Bike Messenger |
| Martin Lawrence | ... | passerby |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | passerby |
| Phil Hartman | ... | passerby |
| Mike Myers | ... | bike messenger |
| Adam Sandler | ... | passerby |
| Rob Schneider | ... | paperboy |
| David Spade | ... | Stevie Siskin#1 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | passerby |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | passerby |
| Jay Mohr | ... | passerby |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 02.12.1994 dress rehearsal, in which Alec Baldwin played Mike Myers' role.
⁕In reruns, the background footage is altered in some parts.