| Show | L.A. Breast And Penis |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Josh Highhorn /Dr. Mark Caldicott |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | wife |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Flippo Wood /Dr. Ted Hatcher |
| Chris Farley | ... | grandson |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Kelly-Amber Gable /Nurse Sheila Ten Bears |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Mrs. Fletcher |
| Michael McKean | ... | Mr. Stone |
| Mike Myers | ... | Mr. Fletcher |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Doug |