| Sketch | Juggernaut Force |
| Deion Sanders | ... | Captain Mack Brody |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Armstrong |
| Chris Farley | ... | Sullivan |
| Michael McKean | ... | mayor |
| Mark McKinney | ... | assistant |
| Tim Meadows | ... | soldier |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Johnson |
| David Spade | ... | Peabody |
| Andy Murphy | ... | spectator |