| Sketch | Cydney “Midget” |
| Laura Leighton | ... | Cydney |
| Grant Show | ... | Jake |
| Will Ferrell | ... | actor |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | actor |
| Mark McKinney | ... | actor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Sebastian |
| David Spade | ... | actor |
| Fred Wolf | ... | actor |
♬Link Wray - "Jack The Ripper"
♬Fred Steiner - "The Passerby"