| Commercial |
| Elle MacPherson | ... | spokesperson |
| Sting | ... | operator |
| Jim Breuer | ... | caller |
| Will Ferrell | ... | caller |
| David Koechner | ... | caller |
| Mark McKinney | ... | caller |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | operator |
| Molly Shannon | ... | operator |
| Nancy Walls | ... | operator |