October 5, 1996#1
| Cold Opening | Debate Prep |
| David Lander | ... | Squiggy |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Jim Lehrer |
| Will Ferrell | ... | campaigner |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Elizabeth Dole |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Chris Kattan | ... | campaigner |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole Live |
| Mark McKinney | ... | campaigner |