| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ... |
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Commentary on the Garry Kasparov Deep Blue match |
| Will Ferrell |
Commentary on Ellen DeGeneres coming out on her sitcom |
⁕Instead of delivering his last joke, Norm MacDonald eats a handful of Will Ferrell's "vomit" off of the desk.