| Sketch |
| Sylvester Stallone | ... | Rocky |
| Jim Breuer | ... | jogger |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi#8 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | jogger |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mr. Arturo |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi#8 |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | dancer |
♬Bill Conti - "Gonna Fly Now"
♬Haddaway - "What Is Love"