| Sketch | Press Junket |
| David Spade | ... | Jess |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Diane Sawyer#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Phil Donahue#4 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey#8 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#17 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky#11 |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Howard Stern#1 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Larry Flynt#1 |