| Cold Opening | “Charles Schulz” |
| Sketch | Donnie's Party |
| Show | Fretts Film Forum |
| Show | FANatic |
| Musical Performance | "Limp" |
| Sketch | Police Training |
| Game Show | Who Wants To Be Groped By An Eleven Thousand-aire? |
| Cold Opening | “Charles Schulz” |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Franklin Live |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Pig Pen Live |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Marcy Live |
| Sketch | Donnie's Party |
| Show | Fretts Film Forum |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Roger E. Marshall |
| Will Ferrell | ... | J. Jay Granger |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Carol Fretts |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Joanna Pilsner |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush |
| Chris Parnell | ... | John McCain |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Alan Keyes |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | janitor Voice |
| Sketch | Police Training |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | John Helmut |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | recruit |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Blansky |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | recruit |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Sally O'Malley |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | recruit |
| Game Show | Who Wants To Be Groped By An Eleven Thousand-aire? |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jay Thomas |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Sharon Gaynor |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Cantrall |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Tina Hagar |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Donnie's Party |
| Ben Affleck | ... | Donnie Bartalotti#1 |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat Sullivan#3 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Frankie Hilbert#2 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise McDenna#3 |
| Sketch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Todd Newton#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bruce Vilanch |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Camryn Manheim#1 |
| Weekend Update |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush#4 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | John McCain#2 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Alan Keyes#3 |
| Cold Opening | “Charles Schulz” |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel#13 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Franklin#2 Live |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Pig Pen Live |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Marcy Live |
| Commercial |
| Ben Affleck | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In reruns, the website address is changed from "www.nicebooby.com" to "www.niceboobey.com".
| Sketch |
| Ben Affleck | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Todd Newton#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bruce Vilanch |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango#11 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Camryn Manheim#1 |
⁕In reruns, everything except the pretaped scenes is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
♬Everything But The Girl - "Missing"
♬Jennifer Lopez - "Waiting for Tonight"
| Sketch | Donnie's Party |
| Ben Affleck | ... | Donnie Bartalotti#1 |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat Sullivan#3 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Frankie Hilbert#2 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise McDenna#3 |
| Cartoon |
| Andy Daly | ... | actor Voice |
| Andy Daly | ... | director Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | actress Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Mr. T#2 Voice |
| Show | Fretts Film Forum |
| Ben Affleck | ... | Chip Knowles |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Roger E. Marshall |
| Will Ferrell | ... | J. Jay Granger |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Carol Fretts |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Joanna Pilsner |
⁕Jimmy Fallon accidentally says "my piss for... my pick for best actor". This is fixed in reruns.
| Show | FANatic |
| Ben Affleck | ... | Jason |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kenny VanMacintosh |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Anna Nicole Smith#1 |
♬The Goo Goo Dolls - "Iris"
♬The Smashing Pumpkins - "Today"
♬The Smashing Pumpkins - "Disarm"
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush#4 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | John McCain#2 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Alan Keyes#3 |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | janitor Voice |
| Sketch |
| Ben Affleck | ... | Ari |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Josh Zimmerman#7 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Laura Zimmerman#7 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | salesman |
| Sketch | Police Training |
| Ben Affleck | ... | Gregory Puccinelli |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | John Helmut |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | recruit |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Blansky |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | recruit |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Sally O'Malley#2 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | recruit |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Game Show | Who Wants To Be Groped By An Eleven Thousand-aire? |
| Ben Affleck | ... | J.L. Frank |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jay Thomas |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Sharon Gaynor |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Cantrall |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Tina Hagar |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Ben Affleck says "touchin' and fingerin'", but the "fingerin'" is dubbed over with "gropin'" in reruns.
⁕The last names of four writers (McNicholas, Carlock, Higgins, Fey) are listed in the end credits, and Darrell Hammond is listed under "Stunts".
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ben Affleck | 10 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Fiona Apple | 1 | ||||
| Gwyneth Paltrow | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Andy Daly | 1 | 2 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 4 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 2 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Cheri Oteri | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Molly Shannon | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 1 | |||
| 55 | 9 | 10 | 10 |