| Sketch | The Seven Year Itch |
| Charlize Theron | ... | Marilyn Monroe |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Joe DiMaggio |
| Will Ferrell | ... | assistant |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Billy Wilder |
| Chris Kattan | ... | makeup artist |
| Chris Parnell | ... | actor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | narrator Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | stranger |
| T. Sean Shannon | ... | cameraman |