| Show | Action News 4 Morning Report |
| Sean Hayes | ... | Pete Simmons |
| Will Ferrell | ... | clown |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Natalie Grossbeak |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mike DeFranco |
| Chris Parnell | ... | paramedic |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | clown |
| Jerry Minor | ... | paramedic |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Anne Ferraro | ... | runner |