| Sketch | Nuts Jingles |
| Jessica Simpson | ... | executive |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | executive |
| Will Forte | ... | executive |
| Chris Parnell | ... | David le Roth |
| Jeff Richards | ... | executive |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Bubba Sparxxx |
| Fred Armisen | ... | executive |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | D.J. Bonbons |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Timbaland |