| Sketch | Creighton Boys School |
| Catherine Zeta-Jones | ... | Hillary DeCroix |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Roz Wells |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Matthew Nelson |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Dennis |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Anne Van Patten |
| Andy Samberg | ... | student |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Stan Wells |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Miguel |