| Sketch | The Bear Shark Project |
| John C. Reilly | ... | Dr. Kelsing |
| Fred Armisen | ... | scientist |
| Will Forte | ... | bear shark Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | scientist |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | scientist |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lydia |
| Andy Samberg | ... | scientist |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jerry |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.