| Sketch | Hawaii |
| Dwayne Johnson | ... | musician |
| Fred Armisen | ... | musician |
| Abby Elliott | ... | patron |
| Will Forte | ... | patron |
| Bill Hader | ... | patron |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | patron |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | patron |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | patron |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | patron |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | patron |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | patron |
| Casey Wilson | ... | patron |