| Sketch | Pageant Preview |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Marion Suller |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Vonda Karen McMillan |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Brendan Jan Vincent Hobbs |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Leon Phillips |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Tatum Valerie Dunn |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Donna Elise van Donen |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Tama Janay Wentworth |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |