| Monologue | “Magic Mike” |
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt | ||
| Taran Killam | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | ||
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | audience member |
| Jay Pharoah | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... | audience member |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | audience member |
| Cecily Strong | ... | audience member |
♬Countré Black - "It's Raining Men"