February 16, 2013#1
| Cold Opening | Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph |
| Fred Armisen | ... | captain |
| Bill Hader | ... | Victor Lestrange |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Dan The Animal Man |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Reggie Davis |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Mike |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Diana Live |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Dean Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | passenger Voice |