| Sketch | 12 Days Not a Slave |
| Edward Norton | ... | Zachary |
| Miley Cyrus | ... | woman |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | woman |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Catherine |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jasper |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | woman |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | bartender |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Cecil |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |