| Sketch | Confident Hunchback |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Quasimodo |
| Beck Bennett | ... | bartender |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | girl |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | girl |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | girl |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Esmerelda |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | theme song singer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | narrator Voice |