| Show | Bland Man |
| Ronda Rousey | ... | contestant |
| Selena Gomez | ||
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | contestant |
| Beck Bennett | ... | announcer Voice |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | contestant |
| Taran Killam | ... | Dan |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | contestant |
| Cecily Strong | ... | contestant |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | contestant |
| Alexa Swinton | ... | daughter |