| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Sturdy Barbie |
| Jon Rudnitsky |
Performs an interpretation of "Dirty Dancing" | |
| Owen Wilson | ... |
Hansel Fashion commentary on the presidential candidates |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Derek Zoolander#2 |
♬Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes - "(I've Had) The Time Of My Life"