| Sketch | Lawyer Lashes |
| Louis C.K. | ... | Mr. Douglas |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | attorney |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | juror |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Gregory Sharp |
| Leslie Jones | ... | bailiff |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Judge Wallace Stevens |
| Alex Moffat | ... | defendant |
| Bill Corsair | ... | juror |
| Zana Markelson | ... | juror |