| Sketch | Italian Restaurant |
| Ryan Gosling | ... | customer |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Claude |
| Beck Bennett | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mikey Day | ... | moderator |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | customer |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | customer |
| Chris Redd | ... | Mark |
| Cecily Strong | ... | customer |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | customer |