| Sketch | Blue Georgia |
| John Krasinski | ... | sheriff |
| Beck Bennett | ... | William |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Crystal |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Lee |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Jimmy |
| Alex Moffat | ... | patron |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | theme song singer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Biscuit |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | inspector |