| Sketch |
| Billie Eilish | ... | Melanie |
| Finneas | ... | Darrio |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | comedian |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Shelly |
| Pete Davidson | ... | guy |
| Mikey Day | ... | Chandler |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Derek |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Carollee |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | captions Voice |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | mother |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | guy |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | mother |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Rose |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Dad |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | guy |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | girl |
| Chris Redd | ... | guy |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | nurse |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | David Mass |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | girl |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Ling |