| Cold Opening | A Message From Former President Donald Trump |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Kristi Noem#3 |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump#21 Live |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | juror |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | Hannibal Lecter |
| Devon Walker | ... | Tim Scott#5 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |