| Sketch | Earring |
| Sketch | Italian Restaurant Commercial |
| Film | Paul Mescal Is Daddy |
| Sketch | All Male Revue |
| Musical Performance | "Good News" |
| Sketch | Brilliant Lawyer |
| Musical Performance | "A Bar Song (Tipsy)" |
| Sketch | Spotify Wrapped |
| Sketch | BuzzFeed Red Carpet |
| Cold Opening |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | singer Live |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Juan Soto Live |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | singer Live |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Matt Gaetz Live |
| Emil Wakim | ... | singer Live |
| Jane Wickline | ... | singer Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Earring |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | mother |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | brother |
| Ashley Padilla | ... | Nana |
| Emil Wakim | ... | Steven |
| Commercial |
| Mikey Day | ... | emperor |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Christian |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | eunuch |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Roman |
| Devon Walker | ... | gladiator |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Roman |
| Jane Wickline | ... | wife |
| Sketch | Italian Restaurant Commercial |
| Mikey Day | ... | Jake |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mario Capanelli |
| Devon Walker | ... | marker |
| Ashley Padilla | ... | actress |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | All Male Revue |
| Mikey Day | ... | performer |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | performer |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | friend |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Amy |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | performer |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | performer |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | performer |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | friend |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Marcy |
| Bowen Yang | ... | performer |
| Ashley Padilla | ... | announcer Voice |
| Emil Wakim | ... | Roger /performer |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Josh Patten | ... | squirting cucumber Voice |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Melissa Dookie /a mom whose son just got famous |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Bode Dookie |
| Sketch | Brilliant Lawyer |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Mr. Landon |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Nancy Shane |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Judge Peter Lee |
| Ashley Padilla | ... | attorney |
| Carl Tart | ... | spectator |
| Sketch | Spotify Wrapped |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | friend |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | friend |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | friend |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Satoshi Gutman |
| Sketch | BuzzFeed Red Carpet |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Bruce Springsteen |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Timothée Chalamet |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Lacey Shay |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Bob Dylan |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady Live |
| David Spade | ... | Hunter Biden Live |
| Cold Opening |
| David Spade | ... | Hunter Biden Live |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Juan Soto Live |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Matt Gaetz#2 Live |
| Sketch | BuzzFeed Red Carpet |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady#24 Live |
| David Spade | ... | Hunter Biden Live |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | singer Live |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Juan Soto Live |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | singer Live |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Matt Gaetz#2 Live |
| Emil Wakim | ... | singer Live |
| Jane Wickline | ... | singer Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Earring |
| Paul Mescal | ... | son |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | mother |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | brother |
| Ashley Padilla | ... | Nana |
| Emil Wakim | ... | Steven |
| Commercial |
| Paul Mescal | ... | gladiator |
| Mikey Day | ... | emperor |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Christian |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | eunuch |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Roman |
| Devon Walker | ... | gladiator |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Roman |
| Jane Wickline | ... | wife |
| Sketch | Italian Restaurant Commercial |
| Paul Mescal | ... | Craig |
| Mikey Day | ... | Jake |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mario Capanelli |
| Devon Walker | ... | marker |
| Ashley Padilla | ... | actress |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Paul Mescal Is Daddy |
| Sketch | All Male Revue |
| Paul Mescal | ... | performer |
| Mikey Day | ... | performer |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | performer |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | friend |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Amy |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | performer |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | performer |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | performer |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | friend |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Marcy |
| Bowen Yang | ... | performer |
| Ashley Padilla | ... | announcer Voice |
| Emil Wakim | ... | Roger /performer |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Josh Patten | ... | squirting cucumber Voice |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Melissa Dookie /a mom whose son just got famous |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Bode Dookie |
| Sketch | Brilliant Lawyer |
| Paul Mescal | ... | client |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Mr. Landon |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Nancy Shane |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Judge Peter Lee |
| Ashley Padilla | ... | attorney |
| Carl Tart | ... | spectator |
| Sketch | Spotify Wrapped |
| Paul Mescal | ... | Myron |
| Trisha Paytas | ||
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | friend |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | friend |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | friend |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Satoshi Gutman |
| Sketch | BuzzFeed Red Carpet |
| Paul Mescal | ... | Bono |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Bruce Springsteen |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Timothée Chalamet#4 |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Lacey Shay |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Bob Dylan |
⁕A bumper is accidentally shown at the beginning of this sketch.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Paul Mescal | 9 | 1 | |||
| Shaboozey | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Trisha Paytas | 1 | ||||
| David Spade | 1 | 1 | |||
| Michael Che | 1 | ||||
| Mikey Day | 3 | ||||
| Andrew Dismukes | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chloe Fineman | 2 | 1 | |||
| Heidi Gardner | 5 | ||||
| Marcello Hernández | 4 | 1 | |||
| James Austin Johnson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Colin Jost | 1 | ||||
| Michael Longfellow | 3 | ||||
| Ego Nwodim | 2 | ||||
| Sarah Sherman | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | ||||
| Devon Walker | 2 | ||||
| Bowen Yang | 4 | ||||
| Ashley Padilla | 4 | 1 | |||
| Emil Wakim | 3 | ||||
| Jane Wickline | 3 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Martin Herlihy | 1 | ||||
| John Higgins | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ben Marshall | 1 | ||||
| Josh Patten | 1 | 1 | |||
| Carl Tart | 1 | ||||
| 72 | 1 | 7 | 4 |