| Sketch | All Male Revue “Pirates” |
| Paul Mescal | ... | performer |
| Mikey Day | ... | performer |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | performer |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | friend |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Amy |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | performer |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | performer |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | performer |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | friend |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Marcy |
| Bowen Yang | ... | performer |
| Ashley Padilla | ... | announcer Voice |
| Emil Wakim | ... | Roger /performer |