| Musical Sketch |
| Adam Driver | ... | hot dog |
| Scarlett Johansson | ... | Audrey |
| Nick Jonas | ||
| Nathan Lane | ... | stockbroker |
| Natasha Lyonne | ... | Guardian Angel |
| Lin-Manuel Miranda | ... | Alexander Hamilton#2 |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Seymour |
| Beck Bennett | ... | soldier |
| Billy Crystal | ||
| Pete Davidson | ||
| Chloe Fineman | ... | stockbroker |
| Will Forte | ... | Times Square Elmo |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | pigeon |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | whiskey |
| Taran Killam | ... | pizza rat |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Rudy Giuliani#13 |
| Alex Moffat | ... | subway streaker#2 |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | soldier |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | heroin |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lady Liberty#2 |
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Mike Bloomberg |
| David Spade | ||
| Ben Stiller | ||
| Cecily Strong | ... | cook#2 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | singer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | lobster#2 |
| Emil Wakim | ... | Travis Bickle |
| Devon Walker | ... | Eric Adams#3 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | green M&M |
| John Mulaney | ||
| G.E. Smith |