| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Devon Walker |
Shows videos of his work routines | |
| Carl Tart | ||
| Lorne Michaels | Voice | |
| Colin Jost |
Hear Me OutPaddington Bear | |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ashley Padilla | ... |
Joann Commentary on Jo-Ann Stores closing |